The NY Times likes shaved heads. I don’t think I can shave my head. I think my head is really bumpy.
Note: This is not my head. This is the image of the NY Times article about that, and if you click it, you can read it. I have never had that little hair in my life. (I was born with so much hair that my mom gave me a haircut when I got home from the hospital.)
The New York Times tells me that Joe Jonas sports a Hitler Youth.
“It’s unlikely that these men are referencing totalitarianism.”
This is the swoopy hair I was considering wearing out tonight. I have to go be presentable. I’m opting for pompadour.
For the record, pomade and mousse are opposites and complements. You shouldn’t be using pomade without finishing it with a bit of mousse. (I like to end with a healthy dose of Aquanet.)
This Dax is my favorite. I don’t warm it up like they say too. I use the hot water from my sink.
